tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8496652262397375673.post2657441376820286335..comments2023-10-28T12:23:41.914-04:00Comments on The Cookie Jar: Parental Experiment #525S. F. Heronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03918066747733658394noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8496652262397375673.post-77990474707366438422009-08-20T14:16:29.324-04:002009-08-20T14:16:29.324-04:00Here's an excerpt of Jackie's day with the...Here's an excerpt of Jackie's day with them:<br /><br />Sharon: "Jackie, what did you do today at camp?"<br /><br />Jackie: "Nothing."<br /><br />Thats it.<br /><br />Nothing more.<br /><br />None of the; "I did this and that and the other things today."<br /><br />Nothing.<br /><br />My daughter? Same thing.<br /><br />Me: "Sammi, what did you do today?"<br /><br />Sammi: "I don't know."<br /><br />Me: "What did you have for breakfast?"<br /><br />Sammi: I don't know.<br /><br />Why is it children suddenly remember every minute detail later, say, when you're watching your favorite show you recorded on your DVR?<br /><br />I know why. They were put on this world to disrupt you! They are 3 foot tall menaces to human interaction and peace and harmony. Their brains are growing faster than the bucket which contains it and they need to squeeze out as many questions in as short a time as possible.<br /><br />Its annoying but I understand it.<br /><br />Now if I could just get my wife to stop calling them Chlamydia plants we'd be all set :)OddBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11249285700300682670noreply@blogger.com